by Curt Kovener 
Time to clean out the stack of collected short, witty, clever observations on life.
•The nicest thing about the future is it always starts tomorrow.
•Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
•If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all.
•Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
•A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
•How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
•Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
•Why is it that, at class reunions, you feel younger than everyone else looks?
•Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
•There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
•No one ever says ‘It’s only a game’ when their team’s winning.
•Be careful reading the fine print. There’s no way you’re going to like it.
•Do you realize in about 30 years we’ll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos?
