by Curt Kovener
Over the decades I have amassed a number of quotes and thoughts of both the serious and humorous nature.
Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice.
~H. L. Mencken
Silence is argument carried on by other means.
~Ernesto “Che” Guevara
As scarce as the truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
~Josh Billings
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.
~Garrison Keillor
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
~Mark Twain
There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.
~Winston Churchill
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
~Mark Russell
I’m not an ambulance chaser. I’m usually there before the ambulance.
~Melvin Belli
Promise, large promise, is the soul of an advertisement.
~Samuel Johnson
If you pick up a dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
~Mark Twain
You can’t use tact with a Congressman. A congressman is a hog. You must take a stick and hit him on the snout.
~Henry Adams
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done.
~Kin Hubbard
The most important difference between business and academia is this: In business everything is dog eat dog. In academia it is just the reverse.
~E. John Rosenwald, Jr.
Man is a thinking animal, a talking animal, a toolmaking animal, a building animal, a political animal, a fantasizing animal. But, in the twilight of a civilization he is chiefly a taxpaying animal.
~Hugh MacLennan
As a member of an escorted tour, you don’t even have to know the Matterhorn isn’t a tuba.
~Temple Fielding
It is much easier to be critical than to be correct.
~ Benjamin Disraeli
Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters are written in prose.
~Beverley Nichols
Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn’t, they’d be married too.
~H. L. Mencken