What Confucius Didn’t Say

by Curt Kovener
In light of the devastating weather in the area earlier this month and the outpouring of assistance and volunteers helping folks try to get their lives back to some semblance of normalcy, perhaps it is time for just some yuk-yuks to lighten hearts.
•Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
•Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
•Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
•Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
•Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
•Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
•War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
•Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
•Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
•Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.