Important Questions Of Life

Curt-lineby Curt Kovener

Perhaps it has been a while since this column has stimulated your intellect or your funny bone. So contemplate on these things that make you go hmmmmmm…

  • If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
  • If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
  • If you take an Asian man and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
  • Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
  • What do chickens think we taste like?
  • What do people in China call their good plates?
  • What do you call a male ladybug?
  • When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
  • Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
  • Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
  • Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
  • Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
  • Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
  • Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
  • Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
  • How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work ?
  • If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
  • Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
  • If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
  • If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
  • If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
  • Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?