by Charley Kovener
While my human Curt claims to work like a dog, I thought I would tell you a bit about the uniqueness of my species and some of the phrases connected with us.
•The sultry “dog days of summer” get their name from ancient astronomers who noticed that those days coincide with the period when Sirius, the Dog Star, rises at the same time as the sun.
•While Sirius is the brightest star in the sky, but it is just one 10-billionth as bright as the sun and has no effect on our weather.
•Scientists have shown that dogs will touch his nose to a computer screen if it has a picture of a dog on it but not if it shows a landscape, University of Vienna researchers have found. Curt won’t let me anywhere near his computer because of my propensity for licking.
•Scientists have also demonstrated that a dog seems to feel “inequity aversion” when another dog gets a better treat as a reward. The envious dog plays hard to get. Which is why I only allow one dog in this household.
•The number of dogs worldwide is estimated at 400 million, roughly the human population of the United States and Mexico combined. So spay or neuter your pet.
•Studies have shown that half of all owners allow their dogs to lick them on the face, but only 10 percent share E. coli strains with their pets. The real factor in germ transmission may be whether an owner washes his hands after playing fetch.
•Old medicine: fighting a hangover by drinking “the hair of the dog that bit you” may have originated in an ancient belief that ingesting the hair of a dog that literally bit you could guard against infection.
•A 2006 study showed that household dogs with minimal training can smell early- and late-stage lung and breast cancers. Swedish oncologists also found that dogs can distinguish among types of ovarian cancer.
• A dog’s nose has roughly 220 million olfactory receptors, 40 times as many as humans have.
•Penn State engineers are trying to design an artificial sniffer based on the fluid mechanics and odorant transport of the canine nose.
•Dogs can hear frequencies up to 45,000 Hz, about twice as high as humans can. But we’re not the champs: Porpoises go to 150,000 Hz.
•A team led by UCLA biologists concluded that small dogs descended from Middle Eastern gray wolves more than 12,000 years ago. The connection was traced through a growth-factor gene mutation not seen in larger dogs. Much older canid remains have been found in Germany, Russia, and Belgium, dating as far back as 31,000 years.
•So that’s why schnauzers look like Groucho Marx. According to scientists at the National Human Genome Research Institute, an alteration in one gene gives dogs wiry eyebrows and mustaches. A variant of another gene produces long, silky coats, and curly hair comes from a mutation in yet another gene. All three variants produce a coat like that of the Portuguese water dog. Without all those genetic mutations we could all end up looking like our masters.