Do You Have An Educated Mind?

by Curt Kovener curt-line.jpg

Puns are a high form of a combination of wordplay, intellect and humor. So to test your level in those three criteria here are some examples.

And it is April Fool’s Day, you know.

•The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

•I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

•She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

•A rubber band pistol was confiscated from a calculus class because it was a weapon of math disruption. The perpetrator was a part of the terroristc group Al-Gebra

•The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his orders.

•No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationary.

•A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

•A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

•Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

•A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

•Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

•Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, “You stay here; I’ll go on a head.”

•I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

•A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep Off the Grass.’

•A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, “No change yet.”

•A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

•The military man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

•When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

•Don’t join dangerous cults. Practice safe sects!

Groan all you want, you were still laughing.