Additional Punny Situations

by Curt Kovener

I enjoy a good pun… even a bad one. And I particularly enjoy sharing them. Some folks have said how much fun they are to read. So maybe that makes me a funner punner. But you be the judge.
•Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
•Every calendar’s days are numbered.
•I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
•He wears glasses during math because it improves division.
•Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
•There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.
•The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
•Old power plant workers never die they just de-generate.
•There was a ghost at the hotel, so they called for an inn spectre.
•He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
•It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
•Talking to her about computer hardware I make my mother board.
•A lawyer for a church did some cross-examining.
•A pet store had a bird contest with no perches necessary.
•A backwards poet writes inverse.
•If a lawyer can be disbarred can a musician be denoted or a model deposed?
•When chemists die, we barium.
• When the wheel was invented, it caused a revolution.
• A tattoo artist has designs on his clients.
•What you seize is what you get.
•Looting a drugstore is called Pillaging.
•Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.
• A music store had a small sign which read: Bach in a Minuet.
• Visitors to Cuba are usually Havana good time.
• A ditch digger was entrenched in his career.
•A criminal’s best asset is his lie ability.