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IF YOU CAN READ, help someone who can’t. Call 523-8688 to start helping

MOBILITY ISSUES?? We have walkers, wheelchairs & canes to lend. Contact Crothersville Senior Citizens at 793-2523.tfn

BANKRUPTCY Payment plans available. 812-522-0628, Mark Risser, Attorney at Law. We are a debt relief agency. We help people file for bankruptcy relief under the bankruptcy code. tfn

911 SIGNS Make sure police, ambulance & fire department can find you. $15 includes bracket. Proceeds go to Crothersville-Vernon Township Volunteer Fire Department. For more information or to order call 793-3473 & leave message

STORAGE RENTAL, 3 Sizes, No Deposit All Point Enterprise, 206 E Main, Crothersville. Call Marion Gill, 523-1889 12/31pd

36 YEARS EXPERIENCED CARE. Professional grooming & boarding. WALKER’S KENNELS. Original location at 12086 East Base Road, Seymour, 523-3666.

NO ONE DESERVES to be hurt! Domestic violence and sexual assault hurt women, children and families. We can offer support, advocacy and safe shelter. All services confidential and at no cost to you. Call 24-hours toll-free: 1-888-883-1959.

ARE YOU EXPIRED? Check your mailing label to see when your subscription to the Crothersville Times should be re-newed. Send your check for $25 for one year; $45 for two in Jackson & Scott Counties; $45 per year elsewhere to PO Box 141, Crothersville, IN 47229

 

 

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CLASS A CDL Flatbed Drivers/NEW 389 Pete’s/Trucks set @ 70MPH/Starting Pay up to .41cpm/Health Ins./401K/Per Diem Pay/Home Weekends/800-648-9915 or www.boydandsons.com

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TRUCK DRIVERS Obtain Class A CDL in 2 1/2 weeks. Company Sponsored Training. Also Hiring Recent Truck School Graduates. Experienced Drivers Must be 21 or Older. Call: (866) 757-8315

DRIVERS: Werner Enterprises is HIRING! Dedicated, Regional, & OTR opportunities! Need your CDL? 3 wk training avail. Don’t wait, call today to get started! 1-866-467-1836

DRIVERS:No experience? Some or LOTS of experience? Let’s Talk! We support every driver, every day, every mile! Call Central Refrigerated Home. (877) 396-7225 www.CentralTruckDrivingJobs.com

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DRIVERS: Butler Transport Your Partner in Excellence. CDL Class A Drivers Needed. Sign on Bonus. All miles paid 1-800-528-7825 or www.butlertransport.com

DRIVERS! Stone Belt Freight puts drivers first! Competitive pay! Home weekends! Excellent Benefits! Pre-loaded trailers. Call Kelsy, 888-272-0961.

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STRUGGLING WITH DRUGS OR ALCOHOL? Addicted to PILLS? Talk to someone who cares. Call The Addiction Hope & Help Line for a free assessment. 844-838-8002

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GUN SHOW!! Greenfield, IN – July 18th & 19th, Hancock County Fairgrounds, 620 North Apple Street, Sat. 9-5, Sun. 9-3 For information call 765-993-8942 Buy! Sell! Trade!

Ice Cream Social At Hamacher Hall Saturday

Hamacher Hall will be the site of an ice cream social for Crothersville area residents, friends, and supporters. The annual event is scheduled for Saturday afternoon, July 11, from 2-4 p.m., and will include ice cream, toppings, cookies, tea, and lemonade. There is no charge for this event, but donations are gratefully accepted.

Hamacher Hall is the home of the Crothersville Town Players, and the project of the Crothersville Historical and Cultural Arts Association. The former Presbyterian Church, it has been renamed Hamacher Hall in honor of town founder, John Hamacher.

The Association exists to promote interest and knowledge of Crothersville History and to promote participation and enjoyment of the arts among Crothersville area residents. All donations are tax deductible, and funds are used for maintenance and improvements to the properties. In addition to events for the current year, the group is planning events for the upcoming Indiana and Jackson County Bicentennial of 2016, and welcomes suggestions from the community.

Small Businesses Beings Scammed

Sheriff Mike Carothers said several county businesses have been the target of telephone scams.

“Businesses have reporting getting a phone call from someone claiming to be a representative of Duke Energy,” said the sheriff. “The small business owner is being advised that they are late on the electric bill and must pay by phone to keep their service.”

Duke energy has been contacted and they are aware of the scame and said their company does not telephone customers demanding money.

“Do not give any personal information over the phone and call the Jackson County Sheriff’s Department (812-358-2141) if you feel a scam has been attempted,” said Carothers.

Senior Center Now Open Monday Through Friday

Crothersville Senior Center, 114 E. Main St. is now open five days a week Monday through Friday, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. offering noon meals and activities.

Monday will be crafts, 5:00 pm cards and snacks; Tuesday and Thursday, Bingo; Wednesday grocery shopping is offered from 9:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. to anyone 60 years or older in the community who needs transportation; Friday will again be crafts except the third Friday which is a pitch-in with birthday cake and music.

Anyone willing to teach a craft, order a meal, or ride the van may contact Kelley between 9 & 1 at 812-793-2523.

VFW Serving Dinner Sunday

The Crothersville VFW Post 1083 will hold an Open Sunday serving lunch this Sunday, July 12.

On the menu will be meat loaf, fried chicken, mashed potatoes, green beans, sides and desserts.

Entrance to the Family Dining Room is now through the front door of the VFW on Main Street. Serving will begin at noon. The public is invited to join in the monthly fundraiser.

More Life Sayings I Hope I Can Remember

Curt-lineby Curt Kovener

They copied all they could copy, But they couldn’t copy my mind;

And I left them sweatin’ and stealin’, A year-and-a-half behind.

– Rudyard Kipling

If I could get my membership fee back, I’d resign from the human race.

– Fred Allen

You can pick out actors by the glazed look that comes into their eyes when the conversation wanders away from themselves.

– Michael Wilding

If 50 million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

– Anatole France

The Great Big Black Things that have loomed against the horizon of my life, threatening to devour me, simply loomed and nothing more. The things that have really made me miss my train have always been sweet, soft, pretty, pleasant things of which I was not in the least afraid.

– Elbert Hubbard

Words are loaded pistols.

– Jean-Paul Sartre

The dinosaurs’ eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better.

– Eric Johnston

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.

– Dylan Thomas

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

– Timothy Leary

You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.

– Dolly Parton

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning, you’re on the job.

– Lena Horne

A corporation goes through the following stages: Enthusiasm, complication, disillusionment, search for the guilty, punishment of the innocent and decoration of those who did nothing.

– Unknown

Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.

– Albert Einstein

Diplomacy is the art of saying “Nice doggie” until you can find a rock.

– Will Rogers

The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective.

– Al Neuharth

Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.

– golfing great Chi Chi Rodriguez

No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.

– George Hean Nathan

Here’s to our wives and sweethearts — may they never meet.

– John Bunny

There are only two ways of telling the complete truth:

Anonymously and posthumously.

– Thomas Sowell

There is only one thing about which I am certain, and that is that is there very little about which one can be certain.

– W. Somerset Maugham

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

– Jerome K. Jerome