Flutter By…Anytime

online butterfly

Crothersville area gardeners have been busy planting flowers and vegetables for the in-progress growing season. Some early blooming plants are attracting ‘flying flowers’ like this black swallowtail butterfly.

~photo by Tracie Kovener

40th Festival Of Flag Waving Fun

An early look at the events planned for the Crothersville Red, White & Blue Festival indicates a lot of wholesome family centered activities, according to festival director Sherry Bridges.

For the 40th time the Crothersville community will gather on the second weekend in June for it’s annual festival to salute our veterans and Old Glory. The Festival committee is excited to be planning the 40th Festival tagged as “Indiana’s Most Patriotic Festival.”

This year’s Crothersville Red White & Blue Festival will be June 11-13.

The Crothersville Red, White & Blue Festival began as this community’s celebration of the nation’s bicentennial in 1976. Rather than have a celebration around the 4th of July like nearly every other community, the local organizers opted to celebrate on Flag Day weekend, June 14.

And every year for 40 years the Crothersville community has displayed its patriotic pride.

Prepare to be rocked for the “Thrill in the Ville” as Robert Becker and Radio 96.3 will be broadcasting live on Saturday, June 13 starting at 9 p.m. and will start the count down as Zambelli Fireworks prepares to light up the Crothersville sky at 10 p.m.

“The festival committee encourages everyone to come early with your lawn chairs or blankets and mark your spot for the afternoon,” said Bridges. “Then make your way to the festival grounds, enjoy the good food, and visit with friends while waiting for the fireworks.”

Taking center stage on Friday evening at 7 p.m. will be Ron Gaddis from Nashville, Tennessee. Ron played bass guitar for county music legend, George Jones for over 20 years. He also played many years with ‘The Voice’ Vern Gosdon.

Kicking off the festival on Wednesday evening, June 10 will be bracelet night. Brady Amusements will offer special ride promotion. Discount bracelets will be available.

The CHS Yearbook staff will sponsor the Prince & Princess Contest and will be crowned on Thursday evening at 5:30 p.m.

New this year, Crothersville Little League will hand out awards on Friday evening at 5 p.m. on the festival stage.

The RWB Festival Parade will step off Saturday, June 13 at 4 p.m.

Bridges said the festival committee will meet tonight (Wednesday), May 27 at 6:30 p.m. to finalize all the events.

Community Theatre Awards Thespians

 

online JCCT jackie

Jackson County Community Theatre recognized outstanding performances during the 2014-15 season during the group’s annual meeting, Sunday, May 17, at the Royal Off-the-Square Theatre.

Row 1: Stacey Williams and Sherrie Wittenbring were given the Jackie Award of Excellence as members of the ensemble cast of “The Dixie Swim Club.”

Row 2: Laura Haursperger, Best Performance in a Featured Role, as Lucy in “A Charlie Brown Christmas;” Georgiann Coons, musical director for “The Drowsy Chaperone,” Behind the Scenes award; Darin Richart, director of “A Charlie Brown Christmas” and “The Drowsy Chaperone,” Jackie Award of Excellence, and Best Show; Sarah and Joel McGill, Founders’ Award.

Back row: Bridie Jacobi, Technical Merit Award, “The Drowsy Chaperone,” Afton Shepard, Best Performance in a Leading Role, “The Drowsy Chaperone,” and Tom Franke, Best Performance in a Featured Role, “The Drowsy Chaperone.”

Those not present but receiving awards: John Hiester, Best Performance in a Leading Role, “The Drowsy Chaperone;” Dr. Chris Klaes, Jackie Award of Excellence, for coming to the rescue during “The Drowsy Chaperone;” Tracy Cox, Jackie Award of Excellence, “Deathtrap;” Connie Kiviniemi-Baylor, Naomi Fleetwood-Pyle, and Lisa Barrett, Jackie Award of Excellence, ensemble cast of “The Dixie Swim Club.”

Public Notices

PUBLIC NOTICE

The contents of storage Unit 27, formerly rented to April Williams at the Crothersville Handie Self Storage on Marshall Drive in Crothersville will be opened and contents disposed of as a result on non-payment of rent on Saturday, May 30, 2015 unless payments are made in full.

5/20, 5/27 hspalpx

 

PUBLIC NOTICE

The contents of storage Unit 25, formerly rented to James Hale at the Crothersville Handie Self Storage on Marshall Drive in Crothersville will be opened and contents disposed of as a result on non-payment of rent on Saturday, May 30, 2015 unless payments are made in full.

5/20, 5/27 hspalpx

Some Not-So-Famous Quotes

Curt-lineby Curt Kovener 

We have all made predictions which not only didn’t come true, but were 180° from what actually happened. Here are some of the more “Durn, I wish I hadn’t said that” looks into the future back then.

“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.” –Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949

“I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.”

–Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

“I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won’t last out the year.” –The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957

“But what … is it good for?”

–Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.

“There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.” –Ken Olson, president, founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

“This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.” –Western Union internal memo, 1876.

“The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?” –David Sarnoff’s associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.

“The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a ‘C,’ the idea must be feasible.”–A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith’s paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)

“Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?” –H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.

“I’m just glad it’ll be Clark Gable who’s falling on his face and not Gary Cooper.” –Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading role in “Gone With The Wind.”

“A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make.” –Response to Debbi Fields’ idea of starting Mrs. Fields’ Cookies.

“We don’t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.” –Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.

“Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.” –Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.

“So we went to Atari and said, ‘Hey, we’ve got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we’ll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we’ll come work for you.’ And they said, ‘No.’ So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, ‘Hey,we don’t need you. You haven’t got through college yet.” –Apple Computer founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak’s personal computer.

“Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You’re crazy.” –Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for oil in 1859.

“Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.” –Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929.

“Everything that can be invented has been invented.” –Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.

“Louis Pasteur’s theory of germs is ridiculous fiction”. –Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872

“640K ought to be enough for anybody.” – Bill Gates, 1981

Remember the theme of these quotes as we enter yet another election cycle.

Classifieds

CONVENIENT STORE CASHIER NEEDED. CountryMark Fast Stop Duties Include: Run cash register, stock store items, Cleaning inside & outside store. Must be 18. Weekends a MUST. Apply in-store or Online at www.jacksonjennings.com. 6/10

FULL TIME DRIVERS WANTED! Holland is hiring Drivers in Louisville. Drvs w/ 1 year or 50k miles exp, w/ tanker & hazmat. The recruiter will be on site 6/2-6/4 from 10A-5P at 4885 Keystone Industrial Blvd., Jeffersonville, IN, 47130. Apply at Hollandregional.com/careers EEO/AAE Minorities/Females/Persons with Disabilities/Protected Veterans. 5/27

STATE BANK OF MEDORA is looking for an experienced lending officer. At least three years lending experience with some business/ag lending experience is required. Excellent benefits and working conditions. Salary commensurate with experience. Send resume to: State Bank of Medora, PO Box 189, Medora, IN 47260 ATTN: Dennis Wayman, President or via email to dwaymanpres@medorabank.com. 6/24

IF YOU CAN READ, help someone who can’t. Call 523-8688 to start helping

MOBILITY ISSUES?? We have walkers, wheelchairs & canes to lend. Contact Crothersville Senior Citizens at 793-2523.tfn

BANKRUPTCY Payment plans available. 812-522-0628, Mark Risser, Attorney at Law. We are a debt relief agency. We help people file for bankruptcy relief under the bankruptcy code. tfn

911 SIGNS Make sure police, ambulance & fire department can find you. $15 includes bracket. Proceeds go to Crothersville-Vernon Township Volunteer Fire Department. For more information or to order call 793-3473 & leave message

STORAGE RENTAL, 3 Sizes, No Deposit All Point Enterprise, 206 E Main, Crothersville. Call Marion Gill, 523-1889 12/31pd

36 YEARS EXPERIENCED CARE. Professional grooming & boarding. WALKER’S KENNELS. Original location at 12086 East Base Road, Seymour, 523-3666.

NO ONE DESERVES to be hurt! Domestic violence and sexual assault hurt women, children and families. We can offer support, advocacy and safe shelter. All services confidential and at no cost to you. Call 24-hours toll-free: 1-888-883-1959.

ARE YOU EXPIRED? Check your mailing label to see when your subscription to the Crothersville Times should be re-newed. Send your check for $25 for one year; $45 for two in Jackson & Scott Counties; $45 per year elsewhere to PO Box 141, Crothersville, IN 47229

ADOPTION: Loving couple promises your baby a secure home. Expenses paid. Denise & Nick, 1-888-449-0803

BUILDING SUPPLIES: ROOFING – Discount Economy Dimensional Shingles $16 per bundle, Multi-Color Shingles only $8 per bundle, great for Barns, Sheds & Garages. www.CardwellHomeCenter.com, 3205 Madison Avenue, Indianapolis (317) 788-0008.

CAREER TRAINING: U.S. Department of Labor reports millions of new jobs in fields that require less than two years of education. Train in just a few months through Ivy Tech for rewarding new career! Visit CareerStep.com/Indiana or call 1-844-266-9924 today.

AIRLINE CAREERS begin here – Get FAA approved Aviation Tech training. Job placement assistance – Delta, Southwest, Boeing and many others hire AIM grads. CALL AIM. 888-242-3197

DISH NETWORK: Get MORE for LESS! Starting $19.99/month (for 12 months.) PLUS Bundle & SAVE (Fast Internet for $15 more/month.) CALL Now 1-800-283-0560

SWITCH & SAVE EVENT from DirecTV! Packages starting at $19.99/mo. Free 3-Months of HBO, starz, SHOWTIME & CINEMAX FREE GENIE HD/DVR Upgrade! 2015 NFL Sunday Ticket Included with Select Packages. New Customers Only IV Support Holdings LLC- An authorized DirecTV Dealer Some exclusions apply – Call for details 1-800-319-1528

DIRECTV Starting at $19.99/mo. FREE Installation. FREE 3 months of HBO SHOWTIME CINEMAX starz. FREE HD/DVR Upgrade! 2015 NFL Sunday Ticket Included (Select Packages) New Customers Only. CALL 1-800-319-1528

ACORN STAIRLIFTS. The AFFORDABLE solution to your stairs! **Limited time -$250 Off Your Stairlift Purchase!** Buy Direct & SAVE. Please call 1-800-991-8315 for FREE DVD and brochure.

HELP WANTED: Want A Career Operating Heavy Equipment? Bulldozers, Backhoes, Excavators. Hands On Training! Certifications Offered. National Average 18-22hr. Lifetime Job Placement. VA Benefits Eligible! 1-866-362-6497

CLASS A CDL FLATBED DRIVERS-trucks now set at 70MPH. Starting pay up to .41 CPM, health Ins, 401K, $59 daily per diem pay, home weekends. 800-648-9915 or www.boydandsons.com

DRIVERS: $5000 Sign On Bonus! $65-$75K Annually, Plus Bonuses! Home Weekly and Excellent Benefits, CDL A and 6 Months Experience Required, Call 888-409-6033, Apply Online www.DriveForRed.com

DRIVERS: Stone Belt Freight Lines Needs Owner Operators Now! Run 48 & Canada. Percentage Plus 100% Fuel Surcharge. Plate Program & Insurance Available. Call Kelsy, 1-800-489-2332.

ATTN: CDL DRIVERS: – Avg. $55k/year, $2,000 Sign-On Bonus, Family Company w/ Great Miles. Love your Job and Your Truck. CDL-A Required – (888) 336-0422 www.drive4melton.mobi

DRIVERS: Butler Transport Your Partner in Excellence. CDL Class A Drivers Needed. Sign on Bonus. All miles paid 1-800-528-7825 or www.butlertransport.com

DRIVERS: Werner Enterprises is HIRING! Dedicated, Regional, & OTR opportunities! Need your CDL? 3 wk training avail. Don’t wait, call today to get started! 1-866-467-1836

PROBLEMS with the IRS or State Taxes? Wall & Associates can settle for a fraction of what you owe! Results may vary. Not a solicitation for legal services. 866-916-9119

STRUGGLING WITH DRUGS OR ALCOHOL? Addicted to PILLS? Talk to someone who cares. Call The Addiction Hope & Help Line for a free assessment. 844-838-8002

GOT MOLD? This Week only receive $100 off mold testing and inspection. 24hr for voicemail line 812-267-8426. www.moldremoval.com Call us today & be safe.

FIELD SURVEY PARTY CHIEF: Our firm may offer you an extraordinary opportunity. Email your resume or interest to bpharis@bradsko.com 574-533-9913

GUN SHOW!! Richmond, Indiana – May 30th & 31st, Wayne County Fairgrounds, Kuhlman Center, 861 Salisbury Rd., Sat. 9-5, Sun. 9-3 For information call 765-993-8942 Buy! Sell! Trade!

INDY 1500 Gun & Knife Show. Indiana’s Largest! State Fairgrounds. Exposition Hall. Fri. May 29th, 2-8 pm, Sat. May 30th, 8-6 pm, Sun. May 31st, 9-4 pm. Bring this ad for $1 off 1 admission.